OK I know I’m an adult, but I kiiiiinda want a t-shirt like this. They crack me up.
{shirts from Deez Teez}
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I’m beginning to think that the world is coming to an end sooner than I thought. And if I’m right, a GIGANTIC shopping spree will ensue as well as ridiculous chocolate consumption.
What am I talking about? Have you seen the news lately? More and more birds keep dropping dead out of the sky, thousands of fish and crabs are washing up dead too– all over the world. Look at this map of mass animal deaths. It’s insane! What is going on?? What is next? Dogs and cats living together? It’s mass hysteria!
And if Lenny Bruce isn’t afraid, then we know we’re f*cked.
Seriously though, this news is more than a little disturbing. We’ve already had crazy earthquakes and Snowapocalyses, now mass animal deaths? If the dead start rising from their grave, those Zombie Survival Guides better damn well work.
Tags: apocalypse, birds, end of world, fish, ghostbusters, mass animal deaths, zombie
{via MTV}
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I’ve noticed another trend in clothing lately: the super-destroyed jeans. I like to refer to them as “zombie jeans” because it looks like they have some sort of flesh-eating disease on them the more and more destroyed they get. Take this sequence of denim for instance – it goes from “minor skin ailment” to “all out flesh-eating zombie disease.”
I actually feel itchy looking at some of these.
Tags: destoryed jeans, distressed jeans, Forever21, zombie
The brilliant and bitter writer of the blog Twilight Widowers Anonymous wrote this hilarious post a while ago but I thought it was appropriate to re-post for Halloween.
This week, watching horror flicks with the teen got me thinking. Why are some supernatural creatures (like vampires or werewolves) treated as sexy, seductive, potential boyfriend material, while others, (like zombies, mummies, or dancing skeletons) are treated as vile, hideous monsters?
You have to wonder (I know I have): would Twilight have been such a success if Edward Cullen had been a less desirable undead creature? Would Edward be nearly as desirable if he was, say, a shambling, flesh-eating zombie? Consider the following scene:
Bella Swan: You’re impossibly slow, and dumb. Your skin is pale green and squishy. Your eyes fall out, and sometimes you speak like— like you have no vocal chords. You never drink anything. You keep trying to eat my brain. How old are you?
Edward Cullen: Uuuuhhhh.
Bella Swan: I know what you are.
Edward Cullen: Gaaaahhhh uhhh.
Bella Swan: Zombie.
Edward Cullen: Urrrrr.
I was sure of three things. One Edward was a Zombie. Two, there was a part of him, and I didn't know how strong it was, that hungered for my brains. And third, I was irrevocably in love with him.
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