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How sad is it that when I saw this spam in my inbox, I immediately thought of Twilight? I was like “Are they now using Twilight to promote life insurance too!?” Or reverse mortgages, whatever. They’re not, but we’ve already seen Volvo and MasterCard do it, it wouldn’t surprise me if somebody like MetLife hopped on the twi-wagon too. It would be a tad ironic of course given that vampires are immortal and all. But hey, one can never be too careful. We saw what happened to James and Victoria. And of course there’s the occasional werewolf attack…