I got a giggle out of this. The first part’s the best.
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Thank you LTR for making my weekend beautiful, and dirty…
Tags: Letters to Rob, LTR, Robert Pattinson, Twilight
See?
How sad is it that when I saw this spam in my inbox, I immediately thought of Twilight? I was like “Are they now using Twilight to promote life insurance too!?” Or reverse mortgages, whatever. They’re not, but we’ve already seen Volvo and MasterCard do it, it wouldn’t surprise me if somebody like MetLife hopped on the twi-wagon too. It would be a tad ironic of course given that vampires are immortal and all. But hey, one can never be too careful. We saw what happened to James and Victoria. And of course there’s the occasional werewolf attack…
Tags: Eclipse, Life insurance, Twilight, werewolf attacks
Welp, now that Anna’s off with her hubby on a sweet Canadian vacay, it looks like I’m in charge of this here blog for a little while. I know, I know, I better step up my game if that’s the case. I can’t help it! I’m busy, bah! Anyway, I figured what better way to start out my solo blogging adventure than giving the 2 Sister’s Blog official Eclipse Review. Woot, woot! So here goes…
Come with me back in time…..to last Friday. Anna’s driving like a bat out of hell to get us to the theatre on time. We have to get good seats after all! We search aimlessly for a parking space (why are there so many people at the mall at 11:00 at night?!?), but eventually have to give in and park somewhere in South Carolina. We run to the box office, pick up our tickets, grab a quick snack, (junior mints for Anna and sour patch watermelons for me, love em!) and then make our way to our seats. Luckily ,when we got there, 142 of the 150 seats were available. What’s wrong with people now a days. Who wouldn’t want to see Edward Cullen at 11:00 on a Friday night? Shameful.
Moving on. Lights dim, trailers begin. Including the new Harry Potter trailer, which by the way looks totally bad ass!!! So stoked. Anyway, we wait. And wait. And wait. And sit through other boring trailers. Wait. And wait. And then…..IT BEGINS. And IT. IS. BEAUTIFUL. We say, “Well done David Slade, for staying true to the book. We applaud you.” The fight scenes are an A+. The leg hitch scene gets an A-, simply because we wanted longer and more leg hitchiness. Edward’s appearance gets an A+….goodbye crotchety old grandpa! Riley gets an A+ for being super steamy :) And Tay Tay gets an A+++++….for obvious reasons. Hello?!? All together, we were pleasantly pleased. However, we both left the theater feeling a bit “different.” Different as in we didn’t leave swooning over Edward or Jacob like usual. We left feeling like we could move on, go home, and not regret that we’re not married to a vampire. (Did I really just say that, oh dear!) Maybe we’re growing up? Maybe we’re moving on? Or maybe it’s because we’re slowly beginning to realize that making these books into movies isn’t totally possible without loads of awkward moments, lines and scenes. I personally found myself laughing through most of the movie, gasp! What? I couldn’t help it, I mean come on. It’s just way to easy to make jokes out of some of these scenes. For example:
“I would have sex with you, Bella, if you would just stop wearing so much flannel and long underwear and actually TRY!”
GAP Ad: DENIM! All the rage this season. Get some.
“Wait! You’re marrying him Bella?!? But I wore my nice pants for you! No jorts! These are khakis! Don’t you get it?”
And on and on and on. All in all though, it was a good time had by all. And I will, of course, be dragging Jeff to the theatre so I can watch it for a second time. He just doesn’t know it yet 
{image from Very Demotivational}
Tags: Bestiality, Eclipse, ew gross, Necrophilia, Twilight
Sunday morning I found THIS email in my inbox:
After a small moment of panic and thinking, “Have I googled so much Twilight stuff that the internet is sending me spam labeling me a loser with an addiction!?” After a quick freak out, I calmed down and realized no, that’s crazy talk, it’s just Randy trying to be funny. He sent me this article in an attempt to show me how some women let the Twilight series interfere with their marriage. All I got out of it was this part of the article:
“If you take away ‘Twilight’ and put in a football team, this doesn’t look so much different from what guys have been doing for decades. They stay up late at night looking at statistics and playing fantasy football. You could just as easily say they’ve lost touch with reality or that they’re addicted. Twilight’ is just a story women are engaging with passionately, so people say it’s dysfunctional. On the other hand, maybe men’s relationship with football is dysfunctional as well.” HA! IN YOUR FACE HUBBY!
Now, back to googling “Taylor Lautner shirtless.” 
In case you missed the images released of Taylor Lautner’s latest GQ shoot, we thought these were def beefcake-worthy. Don’t forget, you’ll see even more of this young muscular goodness on Wednesday
Tags: Eclipse, GQ, Taylor Lautner, Twilight
Tags: Eclipse, premier, Robert Pattinson, Twilight
In preparation for Eclipse coming out June 30 (squeee), Jackson Rathbone aka Jasper is our Munday Beefcake! Please enjoy this fine young southern gentleman, yall.
Tags: Eclipse, Jackson Rathbone, Jasper, Twilight
“Omg! It’s a girl. Get the camera!”
I’m back from E3. It was pretty cool. I took a ton of photos. Only played a few video games, one being a rap karaoke game. I learned that rapping is not a gift of mine. I also learned that if you want to have your pick of guys, go to E3. They may not be Grade A guys, but they are guys. For like every woman, there were about 50 guys. Here is a sampling of some of the characters I saw.
Maybe miss leather pants up there should get together with bottom left shooter dude. Match made in gamer heaven.
And then I couldn’t help but get my picture with every mascot I could find.
And then highlights of the day were the celebrity sightings!
Deadliest Catch dude.
And then, the best sighting ever…look closely…
It’s Mini Me!!!!!
I had to do a subtle drive-by don’t-look-thru-the-lens photo.
And finally, some random extra photos.
Click for ginormous. Also notice that there is a Glee karaoke game. Awesome. And the dancer girl in the top right is wearing a Bella bracelet. Yup. Someone’s a Twilight fan.
