Why do stupid people do stupid things? Why? I mean honestly, Heidi Montag, you’ve made a fool of yourself on national television simply by being yourself. Why must you go flaunt your pretend music career all over the Miss Universe Pageant stage? You really make it too easy for us to make fun of you. Here’s a list, in no particular order, of Heidi’s dumbest moments in history:
1) The Miss Universe Pageant performance: the video speaks for itself. This is no joke, this actually happened. A three legged hippopotamus can dance better than her. And did she borrow her outfit from Britney? That is so Britney’s VMA’s see through jumpsuit that she’s wearing!
2) Marrying Spencer Pratt: His laugh is an immediate warning sign to stay away. Say it with me, STALKER.
3) The stint on I’m a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here: Spray on shampoo, the meltdown and Al Roker bashing her on the Today Show. Enough said there.
4) Marrying Spencer Pratt: His voice is like nails on a chalkboard to me.
5) Posing for Playboy: The issue hasn’t been released yet, but it should make for some fantastic blogging material.
6) Singing and Dancing for this music video: In fact singing and dancing period.
7) Marrying Spencer Pratt: Seriously. Their kids are going to have nasty flesh colored facial hair too. Gross.
Congratulations Heidi, you never let me down when I need a little self confidence booster.
