Tonight’s awesome quote from Sawyer inspired this whole post. Ah, this is why I love this show!

Sawyer: “What do you need a boat for? Can’t you just turn into smoke and fly your ass over the water?”
Fake Locke: “Do you think if I could do that, I would still be on this Island?”
Sawyer: “No because that would be ridiculous.”

Season 1:

Hurley: “You have some… Arnzt… on you.”

Locke: Why would Kate poison Michael?
Hurley: Well, you know, the whole fugitive thing. [Jack gawks at Hurley] He doesn’t know? [Jack shakes his head]. Well how am I supposed to keep straight who knows what around here? I mean, Steve didn’t even know about the polar bear.

Jack: [on helping Sawyer] …all I’m gonna get is a snappy one-liner, and, if I’m lucky, a brand-new nickname.

Season 2:

Hurley: So… Rose’s husband is white. Didn’t see that one comin’.

Hurley: So what do you think is the story with that Libby chick?
Charlie: Story?
Hurley: She’s kind of cute, right? You know, in an I’ve-been-terrorized-by-the-Others-for-forty-days kind of way?
Charlie: Yeah, there is that.
Hurley: I think I have a chance with her. I mean, it’s a classic desert island scenario.

Hurley: Did either of you see a guy run through here…in a bathrobe…with a coconut?
Charlie: No… I saw a polar bear on rollerblades with a mango.

Season 3:

Sawyer: What’s your problem, Jumbotron?
Hurley: Shut up… Red… Neck… Man!
Sawyer: Touché.

Locke: Where do you get electricity?
Ben: We have two big hamsters running around in this giant wheel in our secret underground lair.

Season 4:

Miles: Where the hell did they go, Tubby?
Hurley: Oh, awesome, the ship sent us another Sawyer.

Sawyer: [Talking about John and Jack] What the hell they talking about in there anyway?
Hurley: I don’t know. Leader stuff?

Season 5:

Sawyer [to Locke descending into the well]: “what do you expect to find there, a subway?”

Hurley [to Miles after Miles tells him that dead people don't actually talk]: Hurley replies: “Your just jealous that my power is better than yours”.

Season 6:

Hurley: You’re not a zombie, right?
Sayid: No, I am not a zombie.

Hurley: [To Jack] This is cool, dude. Very old school. You know, you and me, trekking through the jungle, on our way to do something that we don’t quite understand… good times.

In honor of Lost’s series finale starting this Tuesday, we thought we’d show our number one pick for “guy we’d like to be stuck on a deserted island with,” Josh Holloway. Or Sawyer as we know him best.