Tonight’s awesome quote from Sawyer inspired this whole post. Ah, this is why I love this show!
Sawyer: “What do you need a boat for? Can’t you just turn into smoke and fly your ass over the water?”
Fake Locke: “Do you think if I could do that, I would still be on this Island?”
Sawyer: “No because that would be ridiculous.”
Season 1:
Hurley: “You have some… Arnzt… on you.”
Locke: Why would Kate poison Michael?
Hurley: Well, you know, the whole fugitive thing. [Jack gawks at Hurley] He doesn’t know? [Jack shakes his head]. Well how am I supposed to keep straight who knows what around here? I mean, Steve didn’t even know about the polar bear.
Jack: [on helping Sawyer] …all I’m gonna get is a snappy one-liner, and, if I’m lucky, a brand-new nickname.
Season 2:
Hurley: So… Rose’s husband is white. Didn’t see that one comin’.
Hurley: So what do you think is the story with that Libby chick?
Charlie: Story?
Hurley: She’s kind of cute, right? You know, in an I’ve-been-terrorized-by-the-Others-for-forty-days kind of way?
Charlie: Yeah, there is that.
Hurley: I think I have a chance with her. I mean, it’s a classic desert island scenario.
Hurley: Did either of you see a guy run through here…in a bathrobe…with a coconut?
Charlie: No… I saw a polar bear on rollerblades with a mango.
Season 3:
Sawyer: What’s your problem, Jumbotron?
Hurley: Shut up… Red… Neck… Man!
Sawyer: Touché.
Locke: Where do you get electricity?
Ben: We have two big hamsters running around in this giant wheel in our secret underground lair.
Season 4:
Miles: Where the hell did they go, Tubby?
Hurley: Oh, awesome, the ship sent us another Sawyer.
Sawyer: [Talking about John and Jack] What the hell they talking about in there anyway?
Hurley: I don’t know. Leader stuff?
Season 5:
Sawyer [to Locke descending into the well]: “what do you expect to find there, a subway?”
Hurley [to Miles after Miles tells him that dead people don't actually talk]: Hurley replies: “Your just jealous that my power is better than yours”.
Season 6:
Hurley: You’re not a zombie, right?
Sayid: No, I am not a zombie.
Hurley: [To Jack] This is cool, dude. Very old school. You know, you and me, trekking through the jungle, on our way to do something that we don’t quite understand… good times.
