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“The Hillywood Show” is a small production company in Vegas  started by 2 sisters, Hannah and Hillary Hindi. The sisters do the acting, directing, casting, wardrobe, makeup – just about everything! They’ve been doing movie parodies for the last 3 years but their most famous has been the Twilight and now New Moon parodies. It took them 22 days of filming and a budget probably 10 times as teeny as New Moon’s to make this. Check it out:

And the one they did last year for Twilight:

Weeeeeeeeee!

A husband that’s completely in denial………

And enjoy some yummy promotional pics of the completely underage and illegal 17 year old Tay Tay. 2 months until he is legalized ladies, just 2 months.

*THUD*

Check out the whole story here. *mope*

Crotchety Grandpa Edward.

So Karen and I went to see New Moon again for a second time today. Since it was 4 in the afternoon on a Tuesday, we were 2 of about 10 people in the entire theater. I always wondered who those people were that go at these random times and other than a few expected tweens, I found out who they are. They’re adult women and even a unicorn watching it alone because I’m assuming they were too embarrassed to go with anyone else, or, like me when I watch Twilight on DVD, prefer watching it alone without any possible distractions like a husband cackling in the background. Grr.

Anyway, like I was saying, Karen and I were watching New Moon for the 2nd go round and I really didn’t feel as much emotion as I did the first time I watched it. I teared up a little during the breakup scenes. Got goosebumps when Edward arrived to “Monsters.” And felt all butterflyee at the end but this time, I felt nada! OK not nada, I’m not dead inside, but I didn’t feel much. Karen said the same thing too. We both walked out going, enh, I’m a little New Mooned out. I think I can wait a while before seeing it again. Maybe at Christmas. Who are we!? What’s happened to us!? Where are the butterflies I once felt for our beloved Edward!? I don’t understand this! I mean don’t get me wrong, I/we still love him and will continue to stalk  Rpattz on every blog on the interwebs, but I feel like something has diminished. The obsession is turning into just a strong, mildly unhealthy interest. This isn’t healthy! What is happening!?

Here are our theories for why our love of Edward and all things Twilight have maybe calmed down since New Moon:

• Edward’s grandpa clothes. Everyone’s complained about it. I didn’t think the tweed would matter all that much. But maybe it did. It certainly added to his moody crotchety old vampire demeanor.

• Edward’s caked-on makeup. That boy’s Caboodles must be chock full of powder and lipstick. I’ve never seen such a heavy foundation. I know people complained that Edward wasn’t pale enough in Twilight, but in New Moon I felt like every time he and Bella kissed his makeup was going to rub off on her!

• The Brows!! I know Robbie Rob hated to pluck them in Twilight, but I really think we needed a strong cougar like C. Hardwick to pin him down and make him tweeze for the sequel. It really makes a difference. The epitome of perfect does not have a uni-brow.

• Jacob’s abs. Maybe, just maybe, we briefly switched teams and when we switched back, a part of us stayed on Team Jacob. We’re like the water boy for Team Jacob. Not important, but still on the team.

• And lastly, maybe it’s just such a damn depressing, emotional roller-coaster of a story that we can only watch it so much before bumming ourselves out. Bring back the happy Edward and romance!!

There. I said it. Edward is still #1 but we just need a little breaky to rekindle our love.

Did any of you guys feel the same way or are we crazy? Thoughts?

Don’t worry ladies. He turns 18 in February. We’ll be waiting for you Tay-Tay.