Montreal

Language
They speak Frenglish. It’s amazing how easily they can switch from French to English and then back again. It makes me wish I knew a second language. I did learn to cuss in Quebec though. Ostie!

$%^@*!!!

French version of an Auto Zone.

You’re such a couch tard.

STOP

Culture
Evidently they don’t take kindly to drinking…

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But Starbucks’ come in castles!

Evidently a hot commodity here.

And this is just hilariously offensive. Oh Canada.

Business
The office of Bob Loblaw is in Montreal!

Shopping
FucklaMode. What!? It’s not as bad as it sounds. The  F-bomb to the frenchies in Quebec means “To heck with” and “la mode” means fashion. We found this store that carries these shirts in Old Town Quebec City. It’s the only place in the world to buy them, unless you want to go online of course. I’ll be wearing mine soon enough around SF. Can’t wait to see the looks I get.

Food
A Montreal delicacy or late night drunk food: Poutine. What is it you ask? Fries, gravy and cheese curds. It’s as healthy as it sounds. Once is enough for me thanks.

And you can’t go anywhere french without eating a crepe!

Visually excited.

Fashion
Hey maybe people in D.C. should wear this!

I especially like the leopard fur cuffs.