You know the Modern Family Halloween episode this week? (Yes I know I already referenced that show once this week in my posts) Anyway, you know the part where Mitchell the skinny gay guy goes to work in his Spider-man costume and he is pretty much the only one dressed in costume (aside from the 2 dorks), yeah that pretty much happened to me this morning. But instead of being dressed like Spider-man, I’m Emo-Goth girl. Apparently no one dresses up here until the party at 3. So here I sit at my desk, in full goth attire waiting for 3 o’clock.
There have been a few costumes trickling in later today – I guess they found some confidence they obviously didn’t have at 9 this morning. Weenies.
“Seriously, January looks like she was in the middle of some hair-pulling sexy times with a married dude when his wife came home and so she had to jump out of the window fully nekkid! Then she was forced to make a dress with shit found in the recycle bin and a bottle of blue spray paint from the garage. The freshly fucked hair just pulls the whole beautiful mess together.”