So during my New Year’s Eve extravaganza, I did some drunk people-watching. They were drunk, I was, er, happy. Anyway, now I know I’m no fashion diva, but some of the fashion felonies I witnessed last night just can’t go unblogged. For instance:
Pleather leggings – It takes a bold woman with some killer legs to rock any sort of form fitting vinyl pant. And props to you if you can, but the girl(s) I saw last night in them were not those women. At one point I think someone asked if she had garbage bags on her legs. Very tight garbage bags.
It’s a shirt not a dress. Again, maybe if you have Megan Fox’s body you can pull off a shirt as a dress, but girl from last night, you are not Megan Fox. One of your legs is about the size of Megan Fox. And ladies PLEASE, for the love of God, if you’re going to wear a mini dress, wear some underwear. I’m talking to you, super trashed girl in the tube dress from last night. Yeah you, the one sprawled out on our booth crying at midnight. Here’s a little equation for ya:
Mini dress + 4 bottles of champagne – underwear = BAD IDEA
Bone pumps – don’t wear them with black pants, especially with black pleather leggings (you know who you are.) And especially if they look like this:
Sparkle overload – I know it’s an exciting time. We’re ringing in a new year. It’s the best time to bust out something flashy. I totally agree! But know when to cut yourself off. I love me a sequin too, but you also don’t want to be mistaken for a disco ball, or a vampire 
