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I was on Aziz Ansari’s blog last night and saw Enrique Iglesias’s latest video “Tonight I’m F*cking You.” I remember hearing this song on the radio, but I wasn’t paying attention to the lyrics, and I’m preeeeeetty sure they weren’t dropping the F-bomb. Regardless, this video cracks me up after reading what Aziz wrote. It’s funny b/c it’s EXACTLY how the video goes down.

“This is how I imagine Enrique emailing his director the idea for this incredible video:

Ok, so the song is called ‘Tonight I’m Fucking You’ so I thought in the video I could just be fucking a lot. What I’m thinking is, the video starts and I’m in a nightclub… I see this really hot girl and right before I sing the chorus where I go ‘Tonight I’m fucking you’… BAM! I’m fucking that girl in the corner of the club… then later I’m playing poker… the song is still going… I see a hot girl and right as I sing ‘Tonight I’m fucking you…’  BAM! I’m fucking that girl against a wall… then I’m walking up the stairs with the second girl, to go have sex with her somewhere else and we run into the first girl… she looks upset… you think she’s mad at me… then right before the chorus hits again – BAM! – we cut to me fucking BOTH those girls AND like 7 other girls we haven’t seen yet. Thanks,

Enrique

P.S. Just had a good idea – let’s put Ludacris in a limo rapping something in the middle.”

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Who is this kid??

So evidently Justin Bieber, who I still don’t understand where he came from, and Ludacris did a song together called “Baby.” There’s a combo I never saw coming, especially after listening to Ludacris all these years with his amazing lyrics like:

Cant turn a ho into a housewife
Hos dont act right
Theres hos on a mission, an hoes on a crackpipe
Hey ho how ya doin, where ya been?
Prolly doin ho stuff cuz there you ho again
Its a ho wide world, that we livin in
feline, feminine, fantastical, women
Not all, just some
You ho who you are
Theres hoes in tha room, theres hoes in tha car
theres hoes on stage, theres hoes by tha bar
hos by near, an hos by far

Thankfully he left the rapping all to Luda. But I can’t wait for the Biebers to spout off lyrics like “My diamonds are reckless. Feels like a midget hangin’ from my necklace.”

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