Evidently they’re making a movie soon about Christian the lion. Christian was a pet lion, yes I said pet, purchased in 1969 at a Harrod’s department store in London by these 2 Australian dudes. He lived with them in their apartment, rode in their convertible Bentley, ate at fine restaurants and spent his days lounging in a furniture shop. Eventually he got too big and had to be released into the wild. The story of their reunion is pretty unbelievable and makes me wonder if lions have some sort of 6th sense. You can read an article all about Christian and his story here.

And here’s the video of their reunion 9 months later:

Awwwwww.

Ok no I’m not, but I would be if I wore designer Miguel Caballero’s clothes. They say he designed the suit that Obama wore to his inauguration. You can buy his impenetrable fashions at Harrod’s for a near impenetrable price tag. This polo shirt for instance is $7200. But hey, you can’t put a price on life! Caballero’s fashions are able to withstand Ak-47 rounds and 9mm rounds as well. For an extra fee you can also get protection from knife stabs.

And I love their marketing. For “high protection,” you can be shot by a min-uzi and look fashionable! Don’t believe me? Watch this video of a guy getting shot while wearing one of his designer leather jackets.