OK fine. I’ll admit I made the 2nd to last one. It was just too perfect not to include.

Is this for real!? Why haven’t I heard about this before?!

Crotchety Grandpa Edward.

So Karen and I went to see New Moon again for a second time today. Since it was 4 in the afternoon on a Tuesday, we were 2 of about 10 people in the entire theater. I always wondered who those people were that go at these random times and other than a few expected tweens, I found out who they are. They’re adult women and even a unicorn watching it alone because I’m assuming they were too embarrassed to go with anyone else, or, like me when I watch Twilight on DVD, prefer watching it alone without any possible distractions like a husband cackling in the background. Grr.

Anyway, like I was saying, Karen and I were watching New Moon for the 2nd go round and I really didn’t feel as much emotion as I did the first time I watched it. I teared up a little during the breakup scenes. Got goosebumps when Edward arrived to “Monsters.” And felt all butterflyee at the end but this time, I felt nada! OK not nada, I’m not dead inside, but I didn’t feel much. Karen said the same thing too. We both walked out going, enh, I’m a little New Mooned out. I think I can wait a while before seeing it again. Maybe at Christmas. Who are we!? What’s happened to us!? Where are the butterflies I once felt for our beloved Edward!? I don’t understand this! I mean don’t get me wrong, I/we still love him and will continue to stalk  Rpattz on every blog on the interwebs, but I feel like something has diminished. The obsession is turning into just a strong, mildly unhealthy interest. This isn’t healthy! What is happening!?

Here are our theories for why our love of Edward and all things Twilight have maybe calmed down since New Moon:

• Edward’s grandpa clothes. Everyone’s complained about it. I didn’t think the tweed would matter all that much. But maybe it did. It certainly added to his moody crotchety old vampire demeanor.

• Edward’s caked-on makeup. That boy’s Caboodles must be chock full of powder and lipstick. I’ve never seen such a heavy foundation. I know people complained that Edward wasn’t pale enough in Twilight, but in New Moon I felt like every time he and Bella kissed his makeup was going to rub off on her!

• The Brows!! I know Robbie Rob hated to pluck them in Twilight, but I really think we needed a strong cougar like C. Hardwick to pin him down and make him tweeze for the sequel. It really makes a difference. The epitome of perfect does not have a uni-brow.

• Jacob’s abs. Maybe, just maybe, we briefly switched teams and when we switched back, a part of us stayed on Team Jacob. We’re like the water boy for Team Jacob. Not important, but still on the team.

• And lastly, maybe it’s just such a damn depressing, emotional roller-coaster of a story that we can only watch it so much before bumming ourselves out. Bring back the happy Edward and romance!!

There. I said it. Edward is still #1 but we just need a little breaky to rekindle our love.

Did any of you guys feel the same way or are we crazy? Thoughts?

Did anyone else see The Office last night? Ryan was dressed up as a goth guy Edward. He’s even wearing that cuff bracelet he wears in the movie. Lol. Ahhh I love this show. They’re so brilliant. Check out the clip below:

Edward Cullen: Uuuuhhhh.

Bella Swan: I know what you are.

Edward Cullen: Gaaaahhhh uhhh.

Bella Swan: Zombie.

Edward Cullen: Urrrrr.

I was sure of three things. One Edward was a Zombie. Two, there was a part of him, and I didn't know how strong it was, that hungered for my brains. And third, I was irrevocably in love with him.

To go with Karen’s post about Funny Golf Lingo, I found this site, St. Andrews Traditional Golfwear. This inventor of golf with the bird fetish, also had some bad fashion sense, or a messed up sense of humor. I mean nothing says “Athlete” more than a pink newsie with argyle socks hiked up to the knees. Siiiigh.

Of course I found this on Etsy. Now all those Twilight widowers, like my husband, can really take out their aggression on Edward – by stabbing him with little pins. Note that this was not the original purpose of this doll, but as soon as I saw it, that’s exactly where my twisted mind went. So pins are not included.

And if you’re a Bella hater, she’s available in voodoo form too!

Warning: Evidently this toy is not for children under 12. Those crazy 11 year olds stuffing buttons in their mouths!