There’s a new song out by Flo Rida called “Club Can’t Even Handle Me.” Every time it comes on the radio my husband and I laugh because we can’t even imagine being so hot that the club can’t handle us. I mean what are you doing that makes you so hard to handle in this club?
I picture this tornado of pelvic thrusts, bling and fist pumps.
“I’m just too hot! Too hot yall! Club can’t even handle me! I just, I just, gotta go outside in the parking lot and dance by myself I’m so hot! Ain’t nothin’ able to handle me!”
Yeah…I can’t relate. Can you?
