Haha, love it! And for those of you that missed out on the whole double rainbow craze, please turn up your volume and see below

So to start it off, I know you all were dying to know,

“What is Snookie going as for Halloween!?!?!?”

Answer: A pickle.

{Via here}

It includes a fringed bustier dress covered in green, pickle-shaped sequins and a light-up scepter in the shape of a pickle. Um yeah that looks more like a green…cucumber. What? What did you think I was going to say?

And how many photos do you think there will be of Snookie with her light-up “pickle” in her mouth?

• Antoine Dodson Custom Hair Wig
• Red Bandana
• Black Tank Top
• Antoine’s Autographed rolled up paper!!!

There’s even a promotional video where Antoine’s suggests that instead of shouting “Trick or treat!” kids should yell shouting “Hide yo’ kids! Hide yo’ wife!”

Yes. That is Lindsay Lohan’s mug shot in the sign.

So last year at this time, I was unemployed and planning a very elaborate Halloween party at our apartment. This year, I am employed and have given absolutely ZERO thought about Halloween, and it’s next weekend! Last year I was crafting my Lady GaGa ensemble as well as my husband’s Stewy costume. This year, nada. No costume, no ideas. Last year I was dressing up Jack and parading him around the pumpkin festival in his devil dog costume, this year I slapped on some spider legs to his back and paraded him around the apartment. SO yeah, you get the idea. This year, Halloween FAIL.

BUT! fear not. I thought I could at least share some of my Halloween ideas from last year, in case anyone else has their act together. Posts to come…

And don’t fear! Those of you with baby boys can do: Baby Jackson!

Yeah, that baby fro isn’t disturbing at all.

I’ve already found my GaGa costume for Halloween this year:

My second favorite outfit of the evening was Will.I.Am’s – who got off work early from his part time job as a street performer:

Big Bieber and Little Bieber were there too:

Okay Usher, you created him. Now make him go away!

One of the performing artists who lost to Bieber for “Best New Artist” was Florence and the Machine. I think they’re my new fav artist now. Check out their song Dog Days Are Over here. I know what I’ll be listening to at work tomorrow!

And just because…

Rar! Joe Manganiello.

My apparent celebrity look-alike is a TV personality who some people like and a lot of people don’t, haha. Oh well. Without further ado, my supposed celebrity look-alike…..

Wait for it………..

ELISABETH HASSELBECK!

So, what do you think? Part of me kind of sees it and then another part of me is like, ummmm what? But I mean hey, she’s hot, if people want to say that I look like her, I’ll graciously take the compliment. So I’m thinking that I should go as her for Halloween and making Jeffers go as Tim, her balding ex-pro football hubby. Fat chance of that happening, but we’ll see. I’m going to have to go out and get a blonde wig, and maybe some Mickey Mouse ears, (she’s a huge spokesperson for Disney World). I’m thinking about maybe going as a pregnant Elisabeth Hasselbeck because I feel like she pops out more children than the Duggar family. Every time I tune in to The View (all 2 times a year that I watch it), she’s always preggers. Maybe I should make a t-shirt saying, “Suck it, Rosie!” or “I Heart G. W. Bush!”  Or I could go as “Military Elisabeth” since she’s such an outspoken supporter of the troops.

Hmmmmm, decisions, decisions. Well, if this doesn’t work out, I could always dress up as Martha and make Jeff go as my sleezy inside trading banker

A: Oh sweet Jesus you do look like her! I’ll never be able to look at you the same way again!! I’ll try to push it out of my head though b/c I cannot stand her. It’s a great Halloween costume though and you should totally try to find (or make) one of these T-shirts and wear it:

I was told I look like the Bone’s girl, Emily Deschanel. What think?