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Halloween Costume Problem Solved

October 23, 2009 in Holidays by KarenNYC | 6 comments

Ladies and gentlemen, (or maybe just ladies and the 2 guys that actually read our blog), my Halloween costume problem is solved! Over the past few days, there have been several instances of people telling me that I look like a certain celebrity. Now, they were all different people in completely different situations and settings, and yet they all still had the same opinion about my likeness to this celebrity. I was getting a little freaked out, and really wasn’t seeing it at all. I asked Jeff about it, and he was no help because he didn’t even know what celebrity I was talking about, typical. So, I asked my co-workers and they totally agreed! So, I got down to researching. Do I really look like her? Are they serious? I know that in the blog-o-sphere, bloggers usually don’t reveal what they look like, but in this case, I’m breaking the rules, because I want your opinion!

My apparent celebrity look-alike is a TV personality who some people like and a lot of people don’t, haha. Oh well. Without further ado, my supposed celebrity look-alike…..

Wait for it………..

ELISABETH HASSELBECK!

EH3 EH2 EH1

So, what do you think? Part of me kind of sees it and then another part of me is like, ummmm what? But I mean hey, she’s hot, if people want to say that I look like her, I’ll graciously take the compliment. So I’m thinking that I should go as her for Halloween and making Jeffers go as Tim, her balding ex-pro football hubby. Fat chance of that happening, but we’ll see. I’m going to have to go out and get a blonde wig, and maybe some Mickey Mouse ears, (she’s a huge spokesperson for Disney World). I’m thinking about maybe going as a pregnant Elisabeth Hasselbeck because I feel like she pops out more children than the Duggar family. Every time I tune in to The View (all 2 times a year that I watch it), she’s always preggers. Maybe I should make a t-shirt saying, “Suck it, Rosie!” or “I Heart G. W. Bush!” Or I could go as “Military Elisabeth” since she’s such an outspoken supporter of the troops.

Hmmmmm, decisions, decisions. Well, if this doesn’t work out, I could always dress up as Martha and make Jeff go as my sleezy inside trading banker

A: Oh sweet Jesus you do look like her! I’ll never be able to look at you the same way again!! I’ll try to push it out of my head though b/c I cannot stand her. It’s a great Halloween costume though and you should totally try to find (or make) one of these T-shirts and wear it:

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I was told I look like the Bone’s girl, Emily Deschanel. What think?

Tags: costume, Elisabeth Hasselbeck, Halloween

WWMD?

October 21, 2009 in Holidays, Martha Stewart by KarenNYC | 5 comments

I’m still trying to decide what to be for Halloween. I’m in love with Anna’s Lady Gaga costume and I want to do something that’s just as statement worthy. But what to be? Gone are the days where mom and dad used to dress me up as a duck, or a bumblebee or a kitty cat and parade me up and down the streets to go trick-or-treating. And gone are the days of college where dressing up for Halloween turned into a competition of who could wear the least clothes and look hot. I have zero plans for Halloween this year and no costume to support them, fooey. I must change this stat! In this time of desperation, I must stay calm and just think:

WWMD, WHAT WOULD MARTHA DO?

The Basic Black Cat

1. You naughty girl Martha in your kitty cat costume. Sorry to say that I was a cat multiple times when I was little and I think it’s been played out. What else you got?

A: When did you go as a kitty? I went as a kitty like 4 times in a row. I think Mom got so bored with me wanting to be a kitty every year the last year I was a “Ballerina Kitty.”

Fresh off the Beach!

2. Surf’s up dude! As much fun as you look like your having, Marth, I think I’ll pass up the chance to look like a beached whale on Halloween. Next!

A: Did she seriously wear this? It seems so un-Martha like.

3. Here we go, now we’re getting somewhere! The Morticia and the Aphrodite, very clever Martha, very clever. And way to rock out the KISS wig and makeup on the left.

Ironic on so many levels...

4. Medusa. Really Martha, Medusa? Are you just trying to connect the dots for people? You are the Anna Wintour of your industry; so perhaps try to soften your image a bit more. I’m getting no halloween costume inspiration here, any more ideas?

What the $%&#?

5. Creepy Martha, just creepy. I don’t even know what this is.

Well, it looks like it’s back to the drawing board for me. Maybe I’ll just throw a sheet over my head, cut some holes out and be a ghost. Stay tuned though, I may have to enlist the help of you, dear readers, to pick out my perfect halloween costume. There might just be a giveaway involved!

A: I’ll try to think of a costume for you. Randy needs one too and I got nothin.

Tags: costume, Halloween, Martha Stewart

The Gosselin

September 17, 2009 in Funny, Television by AnnamalSF | No comments

Yesterday we brought you The Edward “Romeo of the Night” costume, today it’s Kate Gosselin! Now if you could hire 8 kids to trail you your costume would be golden.