clueless

If you watched any of these movies as much as we did, then you totally get that title. If not, you probably had a life

What girl didn’t want Cher’s digital closet?? I was obsessed with that thing! I still want it. But I think my favorite movie of all was Austin Powers. Good lord we would quote that movie all day long. Here are a few to jar your memory. Your evil memory.

“Begin the unnecessarily slow-moving dipping mechanism!”

“I like to see girls of that…caliber. By ‘caliber,’ of course, I refer to both the size of their gun barrels and the high quality of their characters…Two meanings… caliber…it’s a homonym…Forget it.”

“There’s nothing as pathetic as an aging hipster.”

“As the French say, that certain ‘I don’t know what.”

“The details of my life are quite inconsequential. My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a 15-year-old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims, like he invented the question mark. Sometimes, he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical, summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring, we’d make meat helmets. When I was insolent, I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds. Pretty standard, really.”