I found these photos of ridiculously adorably festive Christmas bungalows if you will. In my holiday fantasy, this is where I would wake up Christmas morning. Siiigh.

And this is what my fake children would leave Santa the night before. It’d look just like this:

Yep. I’m a dork.

“No smiling! We agreed, no teeth! Just cleavage!”

Where’s Cousin IT?

And here’s the flossin’ holiday card for my dentist client:

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So I love this wrapping idea. But it requires tracing letters and then using an EXACTO knife to painstakingly cut out each letter in everyone’s name. What kind of person has time for this? And during the holidays no less?? But if you are this kind of nutjob person, here are the instructions. Please send us a photo of your finished product if you ever do in fact finish it.

And my other favorite wrapping idea is this menagerie of colorful yarn.

I just wanted to use the word menagerie. I even spelled it right on the first try. Anyway, again, lovely, but who has time for this? Let alone this many yarn color options? Oh, I know who does. The Yarn Bomber!