Well, folks, the day has come. What day you ask? The day where two bitter rivals will be pitted against one another on the hardwood. The day where the words “Awesome with a capital A,” “Unbelievable” and “Baby” will be completely overused and soon petitioned to be removed from Webster’s Dictionary. And yes, the day where numerous “my team is better than your team” fights will break out via Facebook status updates that could rival your average first grader lunchtime juice box vs. animal cookie fight. Yes, that’s right, you guessed it. Tune in to ESPN tonight at 9:00pm for….
Team “Every time I check the ESPN NCAA basketball scoreboard, I can never find the score of their game. Oh wait, that’s right, they’re not in the Top 25 anymore, so let me adjust my search results to only include the ACC. Yes, there you are! Oh, you lost again.”
vs.
Team “There hasn’t been a single attractive guy on their bench since the days of Chris Collins and even then it was skeptical. And do the players all wear dog collars hooked up to an electrical fence that’s plotted along the three point line causing them to cowardly avoid the easy 2 and repeatedly heave the long shot?”
Or as most people would like to call it THE CAROLINA vs. DUKE game. Oh goody. Another night for the hubsters to throw his shoe at the TV. Poor Willie is going to think that daddy has gone crazy. Maybe I should get some quality video footage of the madness
In the meantime, here’s a video that all non-Duke fans will definitely enjoy. Make sure you turn up the volume loud. (Again, you’re welcome Randy.)








