On the road again! Err…actually, in the air again. Or at least trying to get in the air again. Remember a few months back where it seemed like every time I blogged about flying home it was always followed up with another post cursing mother nature and her shenangians? Well, dear readers, she strikes again. Jeff and I are heading south for Labor Day Weekend; that is if a little hurricane system named Earl doesn’t get in our way.

Honestly, I really think people up here are freaking out for no reason. I’m pretty sure this hurricane isn’t heading straight for the city, but people sure are acting like it. Several flights have already been canceled, and I’m crossing my fingers and toes that ours is not. So keep thinking good thoughts for us that our plane makes a safe trip down to NC hurricane free

Pretty sure I saw this guy the other day.

That’s a lot of print and denim.

In case you don’t know anything about Foursquare, it’s a smart phone application that tells friends and strangers where you are. It’s a way to broadcast to your fans how social you are and how many cool places you’ve been. It’s also a great tool for stalkers. But that’s beside the point. You can also earn badges for places you visit and things you do. They look something like these:

So I understand teenagers like to follow what everyone else is doing and brag about what they do, but going to the clinic to get checked for STDs isn’t one of them.

“Sally May just checked in to Planned Parenthood.”

Am I right? No one wants to broadcast that, let alone get a special badge showing you got tested. You may as well have a Scarlet Letter on your page. To prove my argument, here is a sample of what it could look like:

We coined this new STD badge, the “Vadge.” Seems more appropriate no?

Don’t worry, we thought of a badge for the boys too:

So go now, get tested and get your Vadge!
Announce it to the world!
I HAVE CRABS!!
Or don’t.

Well I went to the salon again to get my roots touched up and to get a haircut. Something got into me though and I decided to chop it all off for the first time ever. I’ve never had short hair in my entire life. What compelled me to do this? Boredom? Probably. I also stumbled across this photo of January Jones and thought her hair was cute. My hair is naturally wavy, so if it could look like this and require less maintenance, I’m all for it. So, tah dah!

Oh, and I got glasses too.

UPDATE: Someone just compared my haircut to the second season of Felicity. Grrrreat.

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Mixing and matching accessories that have a bordello-chic vintagey vibe,
as though grandma was a pricey hooker.

Pretending to be a spy so far undercover that it’s okay to seem like you’re
pretending to be a spy.

And my favorite:

The What Would Jesus Do If He Were CEO? look.

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