There are a looooot of creepy Twilight cards out there on Etsy. But I came across some that actually are pretty clever. Check them out.
{via Jack’s Master}
{via Jack’s Master}
And this “Team Jacob” one just made me laugh out loud:
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Tags: Cards, Etsy, Jack's Master, Twilight
It was bound to happen at some point. We’ve been in this “relationship” for over 2 years now. We are having our first disagreement. You love Houston, and well, I hate it. You couldn’t pay me to live here Rob. Okay. OKAY. If it’s with you, in a mansion in Piney Point, I could maybe be swayed. But only for you. So far, I’ve been honked at 3 times, given one dirty look and had my camera stolen. Where is the southern hospitality people!? The traffic is horrendous. To get anywhere is a 30 minute+ drive that is full of rage. I’d describe this city as one giant office park surrounded by a mess of tangled freeways. It’s like LA’s ugly stepsister, but with no mountains or beaches. You’ve got tons of freeways, traffic and smog mixed in with a few flashy houses, cars and people – but Houston’s version of flashy is which truck is the biggest and most blinged out. On 3 separate occasions I’ve seen these trucks with rims on their wheels that look like huge spikes that stick out towards your car like they could stab you if you got too close. Every time we’d get on the highway to go anywhere we’d say “time to go to battle.”
The nail in the coffin though was on our last night when we got into this cab:
Yep. Time to leave.
Tomorrow morning, the latest issue of Vanity Fair will be on the newstands everywhere with alligator wrangler Rob gracing the cover. As much as this may come as a shock to you all, I will not be purchasing it. For one, I prefer to just swipe all the HD pics from the article and put them in my “Rob” folder on my desktop. 
And secondly, I’m not really digging this photoshoot. I was SO hoping that more of the photos would look like this, buuuuut they don’t. There are WAY too many props like reptiles and Amish hats that are detracting from the beauty. And it will never compare to the best VF shoot ever – Dec. 2009. That thing was just a wealth of hotness. I think I saved every photo from that shoot plus all of the outtakes. Frankly out of all the VF covers he’s graced, this one is the weakest I think. Don’t get me wrong, he’s still smokin, it’s just not my favorite. Here’s hoping there are some better outtakes. What do you think?
Read the article here. It’s pretty sad really. However I do like the end part about Martin.
So cute.
Tags: alligator, amish, Robert Pattinson, Vanity Fair
Tags: Robert Pattinson, someecards
Tags: Extra, Golden Globes, Robert Pattinson, Zac Efron
Ladies, (definitely not gentlemen, believe me I’m doing you a favor here), please take your seats. No..seriously, you’ll need to. Major Twilight news here. I know our blog is not solely dedicated to our beloved Twilight, but it’s in times like this that I absolutely have to make an exception. I have a Breaking Dawn picture so amazing that it could very well alter the rotation of the Earth. No joke. And for those of you who do not like spoilers, I’m sorry. But for those of you with no will power like me, here are three glorious words for you: ISLE. ESME. HONEYMOON.
Sorry it’s so blurry. It’s a screen capture of a screen capture I think. And it may be old news, but it’s new news in my little world. Isn’t he lovely? Swooooon.
Tags: Breaking Dawn, Isle Esme, Twilight
Guess who’s back
Today we are celebrating the one year anniversary of meeting his holy hotness in person – Robert Pattinson. Let’s have a moment of squealing to commemorate this special occasion….
Click to read last year’s post.
Tags: anniversary, New Moon, Robert Pattinson, Today Show
(Note: Hubby in the back, Edward in the front. Jeff has no idea)
Like Anna said in an earlier post, during this past weekend we both managed to fall off of the “I’m being a good wife and not obsessing over Twilight” bandwagon, and hopped effortlessly back on the “But, {insert husband’s name here}, Edward Cullen would never do that!” bandwagon. God help Jeff and Randy. I guess Randy got to see Anna jump back into her obsession in person over the weekend, so hopefully he was spared a little bit of shock. But poor, poor Jeffy. My obsession had it’s re-birth 36,000 feet up in the air in a window-seat on a plane when my Jet Blue TV screen was the only one not working on the entire plane. He had no idea of the craziness that would greet him on my return to the city 5 days later.
However, I like to think that my born-again obsession was a totally organic and natural/inevitable process. I non-chalantly took my book with me on my trip to LA this weekend “just in case I had some down-time, or there was nothing good to watch on the plane.” So, when my TV blacked out….it was go time baby, and I willingly picked up my book and traveled back to Forks. 6 hours later, I’m landing in LA and walking off the plane shamelessly still reading the book, (what? I was at the meadow scene! I have no regard for the rest of the world when I’m reading those precious pages).
And I continued to read. I had lots of work to do while I was out in LA, but when I had a little bit of downtime, I was reading. And then, once again, my TV was not working on my plane back to NYC, (I think I’m getting a voucher from JetBlue for that, holla!) and by that point, I took it as a sign from God that I should definitely be re-kindling my relationship with Edward Cullen.
And so we lived happily ever after 36,000 feet up in the air. We played vampire baseball somewhere over the Grand Canyon. I hung out with Alice and Jasper for a while somewhere over the Mid-Western states. He picked me up to go to prom as I was landing in NYC. And, we danced effortlessly across the floor at prom while I sat on the couch in my living room…..and as Jeff sat across the room from me on the other couch glaring at me and my book.
Edward Cullen wouldn’t glare at me.
Tags: Books, Edward Cullen, husbands, LA, reading, Travel, Twilight
Okay for the last few months I have been really good. I haven’t checked a Twi-blog in at least 4-5 days, and neither Karen nor I have touched a Twi-book in like 6 months. But for some reason, this weekend, we both caved. Karen’s down in LA for work and brought Twilight to read for the third, possibly 4th, time and I went to check my twitter feed and found THESE photos from Brazil. And now I can’t stop obsessively checking for updates and HQ pics for Isle Esme.
Sigh, and we were doing so well…
In case you want to fall off the wagon like me, here are just a few of the bazillion photos from Brazil I found on my stalker sites:
Hand check!
Mmm Rob in a speedboat.
Just…two…more…buttons…
Tags: Brazil, Breaking Dawn, Robert Pattinson, Twilight
