O – M – G. This is real people. Like fo serious. Like I fear for our children’s futures. According to this article we are RUNNING OUT OF CHOCOLATE. Let me repeat that. WE ARE RUNNING OUT OF CHOCOLATE. This may be the saddest thing I’ve ever heard about mankind. Forget global warming and the melting icecapades, and who even cares if we run out of helium – it’s not like we can’t go a day without a balloon, but chocolate!? Say it ain’t so!!
Ok, ok. It’s not like it will be gone gone, just rare – “In 20 years chocolate will be like caviar. It will become so rare and so expensive that the average Joe just won’t be able to afford it.” So this means $12 Snicker bars, raisins for Halloween treats, and a world of angry women. Hell hath no fury like a woman with no chocolate.
To quote Gizmodo, “Somebody needs to light a fire under those Oompa-Loompas, stat.” I’m off to go stockpile some Mr. Goodbars. God speed.

























