R.I.P. Shmexy Rob Hair

Ladies, are you sitting down? No seriously are you? You might want to pull up a chair….grab a box of tissues…..perhaps take a Xanax…..move all breakable items out of your general vacinity….and brace yourselves….You’re going to have to click below to see what I’m talking about because this abomination of a tragedy is too horrific to put in plain sight of those who are easily moved to tears; it just wouldn’t be fair. This is your last warning, seriously sit down.

It’s……..GONE! The hair is gone!

Can you hear the sobs of women around the world?

Yes, there’s still a little on the top for him to run his sexy fingers through. But now his hair slightly resembles that of a DoDo Bird play toy that Willie carries around the apartment in his mouth.

Rob, your hair better be grown out when I casually meet you again on The Today Show in June for the Eclipse premiere! If it’s not, there will be words between us! And yes, I know there were no words between us the last time we met, but, at that time, your shmexy hair used its powers to render me speechless. It better be out in full force when Matt and Meredith interview you!

I think a little piece of me just died.