In case you were thinking of traveling…

According to this article these men were the worst and best lovers in the world.

WORLD’S WORST LOVERS:

1. Germany (too smelly) – the stench and that awful hocking noise they make when they speak.

2. England (too lazy) – Too lazy to shag?? RPattz say it ain’t so!

3. Sweden (too quick) – maybe it has something to do with their crazy daylight hours? They have no concept of time?

4. Holland (too dominating) – With all the weed there you’d think they’d chill out a bit.

5. America (too rough) – Great we’re a bunch of Neanderthals.

6. Greece (too lovey-dovey) – and that’s so bad?

7. Wales (too selfish) – Do you think you’re a prince or something?

8. Scotland (too loud) – lol i picture Fat Bastard. Ickth.

9. Turkey (too sweaty) – Still picturing Fat Bastard. But now eating a turkey leg.

10. Russia (too hairy) – Vodka does put hair on your chest. Er, or so I hear.

WORLD’S BEST LOVERS – What no descriptions? Fine you’ll get my hypotheses instead.

1. Spain – A country full of tall, dark and handsome futbol players. Mmm.

2. Brazil – That whole country is kinky.

3. Italy – Italian Stallions? Yes please.

4. France – Def the language and the fact that Paris screams romance.

5. Ireland – The curse must be over!

6. South Africa – Never visited, but it’s on my list now.

7. Australia – Every guy I’ve ever met from here is tall, blonde and hot. Nuff said.

8. New Zealand – See above. And Flight of the Conchords are from here! Bonus!

9. Denmark – Voted the happiest country in the world. Happy men = Happy lovers

10. Canada – This surprised me. But then again, they are the friendliest country. I suppose they’d be real friendly in bed.