“Sexy” Halloween

We’ve all done it at least once – taken a Halloween costume and “sexify” it. Sexy kitty, sexy nurse, sexy Strawberry Shortcake. I went as a Catholic school girl one year and a sexy army brat another. Other costumes didn’t need the word “sexy” added to it. “Sexy dominatrix” is a little redundant no? Anyway, I’ve accepted that this is how Halloween goes but it still makes me laugh. I started thinking about all the costumes out there that have been “sexified” and some of them are a little outrageous. Then I started thinking about what costume ideas just shouldn’t ever be sexy. I broke it down into 3 categories: Animals, Inanimate Objects, and Occupations. Here’s what I came up with:

Next is “inanimate objects” and frankly I couldn’t think of one object that is sexy or could even be made sexy. Don’t get me wrong, people have attempted, but I’m just not feeling it. See for yourself below.

Stay tuned for more sexy costumes!