Funny Golf Lingo

Haha

So going back to what my sister was talking about last week: funny sports lingo. I personally think that the sport of golf has the funniest lingo I have ever heard. I’m not talking so much about the golf terms, (although the inventor of golf must have had some bird fetish, birdie, eagle, albatross, weird), I’m talking about the funny things you hear the fans, (and yes, this means my husband), scream when the golfers take a shot. I’m currently lazing around our apartment on another particularly rainy day, watching the conclusion of the FedEx Cup with Jeff. I’ve noticed that golf is a relatively quiet sport, but when it’s deemed appropriate to yell, the fans definitely make up for the silence. But most of the time, the things they say sound incredibly stupid, or they just don’t make any sense. The best example is when a golfer is teeing off and as soon as they hit the ball on a Par 5, and my husband screams, “GET IN THE HOLE!” at the TV. It’s not going in the hole genius. That hole is at least 500 yards away, and last time I checked that was not Edward Cullen hitting the ball, (but if it was I would be his caddy and he would totally make a hole in one, while wearing really sexy golf pants, and then we would get married and live happily ever after). Um, ahem. But yea, any normal human being isn’t capable of that, and thus Jeff’s screaming is deemed pointless and a big waste of time. Not to mention it interrupts my frequent Sunday golf naps.

Mmmmm. Edward Cullen playing golf. I’d do anything to be his driver. Or his putter. Or his golf ball…he’d be hitting on me all day. Oh, I made a funny.

A: LOL. Oh Edward.