A: Creepy Edward Merch (Update)

OK I’m a not-so-closet Twilight fan, but even I wouldn’t put this in my room. It’d freak me out every night! Here it is, a life-size Edward vinyl decal to go in your posh Manhattan apartment:

And an Edward SHOWER CURTAIN?? What’s next? a “New Moon” toilet seat cover? Get it? Moon. haha. Anyway.

See husband, I could be this psycho and order one of these. But I’m not. B/c believe it or not, I do have my Twilight limits and I think we found one.

K: Bahahaha. This makes me giggle uncontrollably.