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BTW this is a fake news article in case you’re wondering.

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The Science of Love

Love love love these cards by Armato Designs on Etsy. They’d make perfect Valentine’s Day cards or any day cards to tell someone you love them.

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Love is…

We’ve decided that since this weekend is Valentine’s Day – whether you celebrate it or not – we’re going to shower you with love quotes all week. Some serious, some funny, just because what the world needs now, is love sweet love, love is all we need.

LOVE: We think about it, sing about it, dream about it and lose sleep worrying about it. When we don’t know we have it, we search for it. When we discover it, we don’t know what to do with it. When we have it, we fear loosing it. It is the constant source of pleasure and pain. But we don’t know which it will be from one moment to the next. It is a short word, easy to spell, difficult to define and impossible to live without.

-Anonymous

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Zac Efron

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The GaGa Bowl

I’m getting a little bit tired of old white guys playing the halftime show at the Super Bowl. Why not bring on some current artists, or at least artists from the last decade? CBS is sooo afraid that there will be a repeat wardrobe malfunction. Speaking of which – I like The Who and all, but that was a little too much “Who belly” being shown by Pete Townsend. Button your shirt man! How about next year we bring on Lady GaGa!? Yeah how awesome (and a little bit scary for middle America) would that be?? Can you imagine? I give you GAGA BOWL:

My poor Photoshopped interpretation of GaGa Bowl.

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Neither of us are big NFL fans. We only tune in to the Super Bowl for the commercials really so we thought we’d put together a few (or 7) videos of some of our favorite Super Bowl spots of the past. What are some of your favs?

E Trade

Career Builder

Bud Light


Ameriquest

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DOH!

A face only Homer Simpson could love.

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Quick go to this site to prepare for The End!

I love how the snow storm that’s hitting the east is being dubbed end of the world names like “Snowpacalyse,” “Snowmageddon” and  “The Snow Rapture.” Okay that last one I made up. But you have to admit, the terms the news has been using to describe the storm are hilarious. It’s like something you’d use to describe an abusive relationship:

Batters
Pulverizes
Pummels
Chokes
Wallops
Paralyzes
Slaps <–seriously??

Is the storm wearing a wifebeater too?

And now, funny pictures of cars buried in snow, just because:

Even this weather man is freaking out! 14-22 inches people!!!

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I want this for Valentine’s. I’m a sucker for anatomical hearts :)

I found it on Etsy here.

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